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May. 22nd, 2013

Thumbelina, My Arse

Title: Thumbelina, My Arse
Author: A.J. Kelly
Word Count: 4,700
Rating: T
Summary: Draco knew he was tiny and perfect, but that certainly didn’t excuse everyone from trying to marry him.  And kidnapping him was just poor form. Thumbelina!Draco, AU, Harry/Draco, Slash, One-Shot

So… this… interesting story is my, um, take on a Draco!Thumbelina.  Why?  Well, I was watching Rifftrax’s (the brilliant men from Mystery Science Theater 3000) riff on Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.  It is, perhaps, the weirdest movie I’ve ever seen.  Briefly, Santa Claus’ sleigh gets stuck on a beach in Florida.  After an odd and pointless montage of random kids kidnapping farm animals (and a man in a gorilla suit) to try to free his sleigh, Santa decides that he will tell the story of Thumbelina instead while they wait for help to arrive.  Or something.   Because apparently Thumbelina is the perfect story to make sure you never lose hope...  Anyway, the guys’ hilarious comments on the movie, for some reason, made me think of a snarky, bitchy Draco as Thumbelina.  And no matter how dumb the idea is, it wouldn’t leave me alone.  And I have a 5,000-word essay to write, so this had to go away.  I’m now inflicting it on you.


Unlike my other stories, no amount of thought has gone into this, past what was necessary to write it and get it out of my head.  This work will not be my finest. It also has had only the cursory glance over it for spelling or grammar errors.  So forgive any errors you find.
Again, sorry for this.

(If you’re interested, Santa was saved.  By giant Mr. Ice Cream Bunny (though what was so ‘Ice Cream’ about him remains a mystery).  In a car. Ah, the 70s.)





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Oct. 25th, 2012

Welcome Posting

Right,  well I've already posted my first story on here, it's a Harry Potter story (yay!!)  and I also have some Twilight stories that I may post on here.  I'm not sure yet, to be honest.  I don't know how much time I'll spend on here.  Or how much I'll update.  But I think this will be primarily where I let my readers know what is going on with me.  (What that really means is, why haven't I updated?  Where in the world am I?  Will I ever, actually, complete my stories?  You get the picture.)

I'm glad to be here, and hopefully people actually read this one day! 

Cheers!

First Story Posting

Hello everyone!  This is my first post and my first time putting a story on LJ, so apologise if I don't do it correctly.  This is a story that I put on FF.net and I decided to post it here as well.

The Rose: Harry/Draco..  

The forest had always been forbidden.  Draco knew that, but he needed to know where the whispers were coming from.  The whispers no one else heard.  That’s where he discovered Harry, the boy who can’t leave the forest.  Based on the Grimm brother’s fairy tale “The Rose” and loosely influenced by W.B Yeat’s “The Stolen Child”. Harry/Draco One-Shot, Slash, AU, No Voldemort, OOC.


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